Huge Loser Greeting Card

People get so crazy on their birthday. Oh it's your day, is it? Grow up.

Take 'em down a peg and make them where the badge. If they refuse to wear the badge, maybe you'll refuse to acknowledge their birthday next year? Big risk to take on their part.

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Handmade in Watson, ACT on Ngunnawal land.

Folded size: 5x7 inches

Comes with novelty 52mm badge.

Printed on thick, textured matte stock that feels great between your fingers.
All cards are paired with a brown kraft envelope and come packaged in a resealable poly bag.